Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

26.3.11

It's a Dogs Life - Dogs on the Run



plenty more floppy skinned running dog pictures for your viewing pleasure here...


With an intensive cross-breeding program, it may be possible to create a sub-species of floppy skinned human runners.  Then I will watch the Olympics.

21.3.11

5.3.11

answers to Lionel - last seen in the '80s

Lost Sign of the Day
reminded me of this...

Hey Babe!

Looked up the movie and it sounds like a classic, you can watch the trailer here.
The animated sequence the cover is based on is quite funny.

"An exploitation pot-boiler, posing as an anthropology art-film, and supposedly filmed by seventeen different cameraman in Africa, Malaya, India, Ceylon, Bali, New Guinea and New Hebrides...The art-house aspects and come-on was that it depicted strange love-rites in strange lands, even if some of them were re-enactments in color, in places of the black-and-white stock footage that had been serving in several reincarnations over the years" IMDb

1.3.11

...like a pube on a pipe

The best episode from one of the funniest series ever made...


"I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor.
You're about to enter the world of my imagination.
You are entering my Darkplace."


Darkplace ep. 3 - Skipper the Eyechild from sepi on Vimeo.


19.2.11

The Wisdom of Kelly

E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.
Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.
He who laughs last laughs West.
It's better to have loved and lost than never to have seen 'Lost in Space' at all.
It turns, therefore I am.
Make new thoughts, but keep the old, one is silver, and the other is old.
Mom and Dad are my relatives, therefore I am.
There, but for the flippers, go I.
They will never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.
Those who can - do, those who can't - do not.
Use a condom, go to jail.
from Bundyology



We should never let folk wisdom die away in these urbanated times, once gone this wisdom will be lost forever ....

If your'e standing in a field of sheep and it starts to rain...watch out for wet sheep.

14.2.11

Bump

Things that go 'bump' in the night
Should not really give one a fright.
It's the hole in each ear
That lets in the fear,
That, and the absence of light! 


Supersonic Man, I wanna be...