17.8.13

Acronymity

OPP-APS
Other Peoples Piss - And Probably Shit

GIMPs
Gullible Idiot Mug Punters
(phoneshop C4)

2.8.13

Clutchy Hopkins



 

SuperSoul DJ, Here We Go........




And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels.
The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero,
the electric centaur, the demi-god, the super driver of the golden west!
Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver.
The police numbers are gettin' closer, closer, closer to our soul hero, in his soul mobile.
Yeah baby!
They about to strike.
They gonna get him.
Smash him.
Rape... the last beautiful free soul on this planet.

 

1.8.13

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".