14.9.14

Fancy Bread


Tell me where is fancy bred,
Or in the heart, or in the head?
How begot, how nourished?
Reply, reply.
It is engender'd in the eyes,
With gazing fed; and fancy dies
In the cradle where it lies.

3.8.14

How The Elephant Man Signed His Mail

'Tis true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.


If I could reach from pole to pole
Or grasp the ocean with a span,
I would be measured by the soul;
The mind's the standard of the man.

Who Dun It ?

Laura (1944)

21.7.14

Gomorrah...

Over three nights of bombing at the end of July 1943, 3000 Allied bombers dropped 9000 tons of bombs destroying the centre of Hamburg and killing an estimated 42,600 civilians, over 20,000 more than the German forces killed in the 57 consecutive nights of bombing in the London Blitz.
On the night of 27 July, shortly before midnight, 739 RAF aircraft attacked Hamburg.[8] The unusually dry and warm weather, the concentration of the bombing in one area and firefighting limitations due to blockbuster bombs used in the early part of the raid - and the recall of Hanover's firecrews to their own city - culminated in the so-called"Feuersturm" (firestorm). The tornadic fire created a huge inferno with winds of up to 240 km/h (150 mph) reaching temperatures of 800 °C (1,500 °F) and altitudes in excess of 1,000 feet, incinerating more than eight square miles (21 km²) of the city. Asphalt streets burst into flame, and fuel oil from damaged and destroyed ships, barges and storage tanks spilled into the water of the canals and the harbour, causing them to ignite as well. The majority of deaths attributed to Operation Gomorrah occurred on this night. A large number of those killed died seeking safety in bomb shelters and cellars, the firestorm consuming the oxygen in the burning city above. The furious winds created by the firestorm had the power to sweep people up off the streets like dry leaves:
Some people who tried to walk along, they were pulled in by the fire, they all of the sudden disappeared right in front of you (...) You have to save yourself or try to get as far away from the fire, because the draught pulls you in.[9]


 

16.5.14

Spellbound



Screamin' Jay Hawkins Factfile
1949 Middleweght Champion of Alaska
Wrote  the  'Constipation Blues' a blues song about 'real pain'
Fathered  50-70 children by many  women
Toured with the Clash
Appeared in two Jim Jarmusch movies
Opened for the  Rolling Stones

What a Stunt !


15.4.14

Crouching Tigers and Hidden Dragons

Here is a link to a list of food combinations that should apparently never be eaten together.
Please excuse the casual racism, but there are some amazing combinations of foods and language to savour here

A few pearls of the wisdom accumulated by thousands of years of Chinese Culture......

2, pork and Chrysanthemum: a serious cause of death with the food.
4, Pork, and cement: two objects belong to cool, and easily hurt the stomach.
21, lamb and cheese: two features the contrary, not with food.
31, chicken with mustard: both were fresh, hot fear to help, not healthy.
35, chicken and dog kidney: cause dysentery.
39, eggs and anti-inflammatory tablets: the same food poisoning.
42, rabbit with mustard: the opposite sex should not taste the same food.
51, dog and dog kidney: cause dysentery. 
79, crab and sweet potatoes: easy persimmon stone cemented in the body.
84, hairy and ice: the same food can cause poisoning.
86, kelp and pig's blood: the same food constipation. 
94, snail and fungus: not conducive to digestion.
99, snail and face: the same food can cause abdominal pain, vomiting. 
115, spring onions with the dog: a total increase in hot. 
139, pumpkin and mutton: two meeting at the same time, it is stomach gas obstruct. 
147, onion and honey: the same food can damage the eyes, causing eye irritation, severe blindness.
159, as early as put ginger and fish: the protein should be solidified before adding the fish to play fishy aroma of ginger performance.
178, coffee and tea and black fungus and algae and red wine: with food will reduce the body to absorb calcium.
 206, beer and soft drinks: beer little not so drunk.

18.3.14

Little Willy & the FTC



It’s this combination of shameless avariciousness and a belief in the drizzle-down of oily emolument from the top to the bottom that makes Oliver the personification of contemporary Britain. If Terence Conran plummily taught the middle classes how to be a proper European bourgeoisie in the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s, Oliver is his worthy estuarine successor, taking the permanent foodie revolution on to that portion of the former working class who bought up the public housing stock. Now they can borrow against their equity to buy bruschetta, while the poor saps who didn’t get their plutocratic act together poke Turkey Twizzlers through the school gates to feed their morbidly obese cuckoo kids.

Needless to say, Oliver sticks in my craw and I’d walk a cunty mile to avoid him and all his works. What this society needs is a culture that values its eternal soul above its lemon sole and a form of social justice that doesn’t depend on the tit-beating self-righteousness of charity