19.2.11

The Wisdom of Kelly

E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.
Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.
He who laughs last laughs West.
It's better to have loved and lost than never to have seen 'Lost in Space' at all.
It turns, therefore I am.
Make new thoughts, but keep the old, one is silver, and the other is old.
Mom and Dad are my relatives, therefore I am.
There, but for the flippers, go I.
They will never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.
Those who can - do, those who can't - do not.
Use a condom, go to jail.
from Bundyology



We should never let folk wisdom die away in these urbanated times, once gone this wisdom will be lost forever ....

If your'e standing in a field of sheep and it starts to rain...watch out for wet sheep.

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